giorge thomas

KOOL-AID: i can read!

Hello lovelies! Here is the next instalment of Almost Drank the Kool-aid. Remember, if you want to hit it up from the start, you can do so by following the Kool-Aid link in the menu above.   I… Read More

KOOL-AID: they’re looking for me

To say I’m scared is a massive understatement. See, when you’re in the cult, they know everything about you. Your family, your friends. Gruff had a visit from the cult. Suited bastards, he called them. Apparently, they are… Read More

KOOL-AID: it’s all about the money

So. What happens when you’ve been in a cult for ten years, five of those spent devoted entirely to the “cause”? You have nothing. No money. No job. No credit history, no employment experience, no references, probably no… Read More

KOOL-AID: signs you may be in a cult

Signs plural? No; in my experience, there’s just one sign: You’re not allowed to use the internet. Sounds mad, no? But true. And possible, even in today’s society. In my “church” internet use was frowned upon. Easy for… Read More

KOOL-AID: well done, dickhead

Welcome to the first post of Koolaid! I am excited to hear your views so please feel free to comment below. Don’t miss out on any Koolaid posts: Head to the footer below to subscribe! Well done, dickhead…. Read More

Welcome to Koolaid

Hello all and Happy New Year! I am now, officially, a year older (but, apparently, not wiser). For the last few months I have been writing a blog called Almost Drank the Koolaid, which I will now be… Read More