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KOOL-AID: they’re looking for me

To say I’m scared is a massive understatement. See, when you’re in the cult, they know everything about you. Your family, your friends. Gruff had a visit from the cult. Suited bastards, he called them. Apparently, they are… Read More

get your holiday shopping on!

Yup. It’s that time of year. Christmas shopping. For a lot of people (including me) it’s a nightmare. But don’t despair – I’ve come across some quirky and quite stocking stuffers you’re sure to fall in love with…. Read More

big news!!!

    Hi Folks! So much is about to happen here on giorgethomas.com and I am super, super excited! I’ve been a little busy worker bee preparing everything and I hope all of you will be along for… Read More

pretty pot plant

You may be the bees knees. Swan about with all your swoons display them brightly by the moon to disappear will be too soon. You have a head that’s full of ego bright, bearded, flowered fellow can you… Read More

the tribulations of hiring a car

Francesca. That was the name of the girl who served us at a well known car rental outlet yesterday and she’s restored our faith in the industry.  I’m not going to deny that I probably got on her… Read More