To say I’m scared is a massive understatement. See, when you’re in the cult, they know everything about you. Your family, your friends. Gruff had a visit from the cult. Suited bastards, he called them. Apparently, they are concerned for my safety. Worried about my mental well-being. Why else would I have left the church … Continue reading KOOL-AID: they’re looking for me
Yup. It's that time of year. Christmas shopping. For a lot of people (including me) it's a nightmare. But don't despair - I've come across some quirky and quite stocking stuffers you're sure to fall in love with. You can thank me later for making your life easier. Or you could buy me some of … Continue reading get your holiday shopping on!
Hi Folks! So much is about to happen here on giorgethomas.com and I am super, super excited! I've been a little busy worker bee preparing everything and I hope all of you will be along for the ride. It's going to be a month of excitement stretching right through to the new year … Continue reading big news!!!
You may be the bees knees. Swan about with all your swoons display them brightly by the moon to disappear will be too soon. You have a head that's full of ego bright, bearded, flowered fellow can you see I'm dressed in yellow? I should have just worn red that's the colour of our blood; … Continue reading pretty pot plant
Francesca. That was the name of the girl who served us at a well known car rental outlet yesterday and she's restored our faith in the industry. I'm not going to deny that I probably got on her good side by mentioning her makeup application. There's no doubt she's of the contouring generation, probably spending … Continue reading the tribulations of hiring a car