my uterus thanks you

Why hello! Currently, I am suffering through the bloody mess which is my period. Yes, that’s right. I just mentioned the ‘p’ word. As a woman, we’re not supposed to, right? Yet, as a woman who bleeds like a murder victim several times a month (yup, you heard me right), it’s part of my life, … Continue reading my uterus thanks you

my cat, my life, my kool-aid

You poor, patient bastards. Yes, thanks for hanging on. The next instalment of Almost Drank the Kool-Aid is coming. I promise. I don’t even have the excuse of not writing. Because all of it is done. Well. The ones I’m going to post on giorgethomas.com are done (insert winking emoji here). So they’re coming, they’re … Continue reading my cat, my life, my kool-aid

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone! I am currently eating my way through various types of chocolate eggs, which Easter Bunny kindly left for me. Yes, Easter Bunny still visits me. Just because am in my late thirties does not mean I can't have Easter Bunny come and see me. Soon Mr Thomas and I will be off … Continue reading Happy Easter

KOOL-AID: meeting my landlord

Another instalment of Kool-Aid! If you missed the last one, click here to catch up! Blistering cold again this morning. Wrapped self in duvet for walk into woods. Enjoy sitting on the small arched bridge which spans the stream before it opens out into a pond. Is lovely peaceful place to be and do frequent … Continue reading KOOL-AID: meeting my landlord

guess the mutual friend

Right. So I’ve just come up wth the best. Game. Ever. You can thank me later. Actually, no, you can thank me now… You’re welcome. The game is called ‘Guess the Mutual Friend’ and all you need to play is a Facebook account. Now, let’s face it. We all have one of those. Am sure … Continue reading guess the mutual friend

KOOL-AID: i can read!

Hello lovelies! Here is the next instalment of Almost Drank the Kool-aid. Remember, if you want to hit it up from the start, you can do so by following the Kool-Aid link in the menu above.   I love reading. Was always my escape as a child. Haven’t been allowed to read. Well, not for … Continue reading KOOL-AID: i can read!

what YouTube beauty channels don’t tell you

I’ve really been enjoying YouTube at the moment. In particular, beauty tutorials. Have never really been the makeup type. In the past I may have tipped my hat at makeup every now and then with some mascara and maybe, just maybe, eyeliner. I remember when I left home to live in the ‘big city’ and … Continue reading what YouTube beauty channels don’t tell you

KOOL-AID: lack of communication

And now, the next instalment of Kool-Aid! To see the story from the beginning, hit the 'Koolaid' menu above. Verbal communication has never been my strong point. Reminded of this fact constantly the last ten years. Never good for your confidence. But they do like to point out your faults. So you have something to … Continue reading KOOL-AID: lack of communication

Poetry Competition!

Hi Guys! I said it was going to happen, didn't I? Yes, yes. So Kool-Aid had kind of taken over my life, but don't worry, I haven't forgotten about poetry. I've been doing the rounds here on WordPress and have been coming across so many great poets out there -- and I want to help … Continue reading Poetry Competition!

KOOL-AID: they’re looking for me

To say I’m scared is a massive understatement. See, when you’re in the cult, they know everything about you. Your family, your friends. Gruff had a visit from the cult. Suited bastards, he called them. Apparently, they are concerned for my safety. Worried about my mental well-being. Why else would I have left the church … Continue reading KOOL-AID: they’re looking for me