giorge thomas

KOOL-AID: at the end of the day, you’re usually to blame

Catch up on Almost Drank the Kool-Aid by hitting the link in the menu above I can probably pin-point the moment when my relationship with him began to fall apart. You see, he was quite the golden boy… Read More

KOOL-AID: cramp in the night

Catch up on Kool-Aid by hitting the link in the menu above So last night was sleeping on the couch in Landlord’s house when I heard a scream. Horrible, blood-curdling scream. Was coming from Landlord’s room upstairs. Thought… Read More

KOOL-AID: we met in camden

we met in camden Right. I think I’m ready to talk about him. Don’t even know what to call him. Him? Dickhead? Wanker? Fuckhead? All a bit harsh. Especially because I don’t know if I think he’s a… Read More

KOOL-AID: am I like her?

Hit the Kool-Aid menu for previous posts There’s this chick. Ex-member of cult. Am interested in shit like that. Am interested in other people who have also been caught up in cults. Guess it makes me feel better…. Read More

KOOLAID: silver lining

Hit the Kool-Aid menu for previous posts I’m still here. Some of you were kind enough to message me. Yes, yes, am still alive. Just haven’t really feel like writing. No other feeling someone has been in the… Read More

KOOL-AID: somebody’s been sleeping in my bed

Well, not really. Certainly hope not. But, yeah, someone’s been in my house. Came home and just had that feeling. Everything looked the same. Nothing out of place. But you know, something was off.Was it on a smell?… Read More

KOOL-AID: and so i speak

Now I understand the fear of that poor nurse trying to wake me when I had concussion as a kid. I failed last night. Fell asleep in the armchair next to Landlord’s bed. Woke to the sound of… Read More

my uterus thanks you

Why hello! Currently, I am suffering through the bloody mess which is my period. Yes, that’s right. I just mentioned the ‘p’ word. As a woman, we’re not supposed to, right? Yet, as a woman who bleeds like… Read More

my cat, my life, my kool-aid

You poor, patient bastards. Yes, thanks for hanging on. The next instalment of Almost Drank the Kool-Aid is coming. I promise. I don’t even have the excuse of not writing. Because all of it is done. Well. The… Read More

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone! I am currently eating my way through various types of chocolate eggs, which Easter Bunny kindly left for me. Yes, Easter Bunny still visits me. Just because am in my late thirties does not mean… Read More

KOOL-AID: meeting my landlord

Another instalment of Kool-Aid! If you missed the last one, click here to catch up! Blistering cold again this morning. Wrapped self in duvet for walk into woods. Enjoy sitting on the small arched bridge which spans the… Read More

guess the mutual friend

Right. So I’ve just come up wth the best. Game. Ever. You can thank me later. Actually, no, you can thank me now… You’re welcome. The game is called ‘Guess the Mutual Friend’ and all you need to… Read More