I am very excited that 45 Notes on London will be available for download tomorrow. It’s still up for pre-order, so hit the link below to pre-order on Smashwords or search on your favourite e-reader. There’s already been loads of pre-orders and I couldn’t be more pleased!
For the last Harry-ism before the launch, Harry talks about those feckers who refuse to order entrees when out for dinner. Yes, you know who are…
We had the usual conversation of: are you thinking of having entree?
Mmm, I guess.
All right, let’s do entrees.
What about dessert?
Do you want dessert?
Only if you want dessert. Don’t want you to be waiting around, watching me eat.
Okay, let’s have dessert.
Every time the question of ‘are you having entree?’ is brought up, is done so with bated breath. Because there are staunch mains-only people out there in the world. And they’re the people, when out in a group, who’ll give the evil eye to every single entree-ordering person. May even tell entree eaters to ‘hurry up’ or click fingers at waiting staff the second the last plate is finished. Staunch main-only eaters will devour meal in seconds — as hungry after waiting so long for his entree-eating friends to finish — and then complain that the restaurant didn’t serve ‘enough food’ and spends the rest of the night complaining about being hungry.
Cripes I hate mains-only eaters.