Oh no! After my ‘humorous’ open letter to the Campbelltown City Council (read here) the council have sent me a serious reply!
You can see it in the comments on the post. Some poor bugger took the time to explain the idea behind the Pizza Festival.
Kudos for Campbelltown – they’re not going to let any snide comments pass them by. Even in a satirical letter.
As you can see by their comment, the pizza festival is more than just ‘advertising eateries.’ Apparently, people are coming from the other side of town to enjoy our pizzas.
What? Non-locals in Campbelltown? What an outrage! They’d be the ones who know how to navigate a roundabout. Who, when putting on their left indicator, actually turn left instead of right. I’m not sure if I want these uppity folks in my neighbourhood.
Also, when at said pizzerias, one can make their own pizza. Good idea, Campbelltown but Kramer got their first.
Having said all that, at no point did Campbelltown actually say my pizza frisbee idea was a good one.
I so hate when my genius is overlooked.
Thank you Campbelltown for still being the best council district I’ve ever lived in!!